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Taking notes and talking to your ghost

And still staying up all night

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Created on 2017-01-09 01:30:01 (#2741893), last updated 2024-05-27 (47 weeks ago)

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Name:	Joella
Birthdate:	Sep 16
Location:	Colorado, United States
Website:	Graphics Community

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REASONS TO ~~BE AFRAID~~ LOVE ME

Freak. Birthday is on Mexican Independence Day. Chicana. No habla español. Virgo. Avoids horoscopes. Avoids being the center of attention. Dark themed person with a loving heart. Easily amused. Big family. Only child. Old school. Likes modern things. Gets addicted to things really easy. Gets dreams and reality confused. Always wanted to use a blender without a lid. Learned how to do math from playing Super Mario World. Raised a Christian but am Neo-Pagan. Is disturbed when people use the phrase "a couple three." Loves humanity but don't like people. Sweet, but can be mean. Innocent, but the things I've done will surprise you. Loves beauty, but craves the ugly. Simple, but complicated. Will tell you anything, but will tell you nothing. Likes people that snort when they laugh. Don't like it when the microwave beeps. Nocturnal. More bothered seeing an animal hurt than a person. Don't like it when people say "hey, it's me" on the phone. Doesn't like talking on the phone. Often whistles: The Little Lulu Theme Song, Ding Dong the Witch is Dead, and Oompa Loompa. Don't like styrofoam. Wishes chicken noodle soup didn't have chicken in it. Favorite animal is the white tiger. Second favorite animal is the sloth. Forgives but never forgets. Favorite numbers are 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 21 and 32... dunno why. Only happy when it rains. Loves cold, gloomy weather. Fog is love. Likes magic tricks. Don't like the nickname Babe. Rocks self to sleep. Really bad with words. Has long hair. Has long nails. Scratches. Moths are out to get me. Don't like bellpeppers, green beans, mayonnaise, ranch, peanut butter and chocolate candy. Loves chocolate milk. Don't like milk. Don't like eating inside restaurants. Don't believe in Hell, but lives in it. Never had chicken pox. Don't feel comfortable having other people do stuff for me. Loves Livejournal. Don't like MySpace. Likes Tom. Has phobia of large bodies of water and the things that live in it. Never been out of Colorado. Never broken a bone. Don't like other people doing my hair. Likes the cars that go boom. Don't like mirrors out in the open. Prefers Pepsi over Coke. Don't drink Pepsi or Coke. Don't like cameras on me. Don't like daylight savings time. Don't like time. Wish I could fly. Think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away. Neat freak. Don't like people watching me cook or clean. Mostly listens to hard rock, metal, and old school hip-hop and R&B. Believes in faeries. Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing. Favorite holiday is Halloween. Second favorite holiday is the 4th of July. Wishes people would dress up and act like it's Halloween all the time. Don't like Christmas. Don't like feet. Can cross one eye. Don't like the smell of Sharpies. Don't like snakes. Thinks worms are just a smaller snake and just as bad. Believes in karma. Believes in reincarnation. Writes letters to people and don't give it to them. Fills out customer satisfaction surveys and then throws them away. Smokes Marlboro Lights. Done almost everything I said I was never gonna do. Don't like being around drunks. Can't use chopsticks. Allergic to silver. Don't like commercials. Misses the Taco Bell dog. Likes the military. Don't like war. Don't like guns. Likes playing with guns. Loves the smell of gun powder. Usually don't see what others see and others don't usually see what I see. Seen a UFO. Not crazy, yet. Purring soothes me. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Not immature, but playful. Tries not to say something if it won't do any good. Don't say much.

Music: A Band Called Pain, Alice in Chains, Apocalyptica, Autumn, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Deftones, Evanescence, Godsmack, HIM, Kidneythieves, KoRn, Lacuna Coil, Metallica, Midnattsol, oldies but goodies, Scars on Broadway, Seether, Sully Erna, Swallow the Sun, System of a Down, Volbeat, Wicked Wisdom.

Books: Alpha & Omega, Blood Relatives, Hell on Earth, Georgina Kincaid, Goddess Summoning, House of Night, Kitty Norville, Life on the Other Side, Mercy Thompson, Morganville Vampires, Night Huntress, Past Lives Future Healing, Secrets and Mysteries, Southern Vampire Mysteries, The Fever Series, The Host, The Hunger Games, Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy, Vampire Kisses, Weather Warden.

Humans: Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser, Daron Malakian, Ellen Degeneres, Gabriel Iglesias, Gil Birmingham, Ice-Cube, Jacob Vargas, Jim Carrey, Jim Gaffigan, John Cusack, Johnny Knoxville, Melissa McCarthy, Noel Gugliemi, Queen Latifah, Ryan Buell, Spunk Ransom, Shavo Odadjian, Steve Gonsalves, Steve-O, Sylvia Browne, Vincent Perez, Will Smith.

TV: 3rd Rock From The Sun, American Horror Story, Ancient Aliens, Bates Motel, Celebrity Ghost Stories, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Friends, Ghost Adventures, Key & Peele, Modern Family, Once Upon a Time, Orange is the New Black, Roseanne, Salem, South Park, Supernatural, Talking Dead, Teen Wolf, The Big Bang Theory, The Mindy Project, The Neighbors, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, Tosh.O, True Blood, Under the Dome.

Movies: 1408, Adventures of Pluto Nash, Anaconda, Avatar, Bedazzled, Beetlejuice, Blood and Chocolate, Breaking Dawn, Bride of Chucky, Coneheads, Contact, Death Becomes Her, Drag Me To Hell, Dumb & Dumber, E.T., Eclipse, Eight Legged Freaks, Explorers, Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, Final Destination, Finding Nemo, Flight of the Navigator, Halloweentown, Hancock, Hocus Pocus, Ice Age, In & Out, Independence Day, Interview with the Vampire, Jackass, Kazaam, Little Monsters, Little Nicky, Mars Attacks, Meet the Parents, Men in Black 1-2, Mermaids, Mission to Mars, My Cousin Vinny, New Moon, Now & Then, Queen of the Damned, Rat Race, Rude Awakening, Rush Hour 1-3, Scary Movie 1-4, Shrek 1-3, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie, The Addams Family, The Addams Family Values, The Arrival, The Blues Brothers, The Crow: City of Angels, The Fifth Element, The Hangover, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Shadow Men, The Wedding Singer, Tremors, Twilight, Twister, Under Wraps.

Games: Crash Team Racing, Donkey Kong Country, Driver 2, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, Monopoly, Need for Speed Hot Pursuit, Paperboy, Pool, Second Life, Solitaire, Speedy Gonzales Los Gatos Bandidos, Super Mario All-Stars, Super Mario Kart, Super Mario World, The Sims 3 (PC), UNO.